I Wished I had a Barbershop

I wished I had a business like this.

There is no future in house work.

Maybe when I save some money I can have a barbershop someday.

But I can never save.

Money slips through my fingers like that.

Trouble is I have lived up to every penny I’ve earned.

Why shouldn’t I?

We’re here today and gone tomorrow and then where are you?

Quote from Hannah from The Great Dictator

This classic from Charlie Chaplin has his stylistic style of satire slapstick and moving lines. And then I found this quote which made me stop and record it down.

Now we can all relate to the difficulty of saving, of living up to every penny  we have earned. After all, we have worked hard enough to make the dough, why shouldn’t we be able to enjoy the fruits of our labour??

“You Only Live Once!”

This is especially true in times of true hardship where there is no visible sight of the exit route, where your future looks bleak and you feel trapped by debts, lifestyle inflation and costs of living. The middle class trap. Hence it is very easy to take the easy way out and spend to release the steam or stress. Some even make the mistake of spending on credit, which is basically spending future earnings.

‘Money Slips through my fingers like that’

Ouch.

Fortunately, the start of the line offers us a solution. Own a barbershop. A Barbershop is a business which has a capacity to produce an income. In the real world, this translates to use your savings to buy assets and assets tend to produces an income. 

Assets

There are various asset classes that we can own. They are the following main classes:

  • Cash
    • We all know what cash can do. It appears to be the most apparently valuable and useful asset to us given its liquidity and ability to allow us to buy goods and services. It also can provides us a buffer from dipping into the our more volatile aspects of our portfolio in turbulant markets. Cash is King sometimes
  • Fixed Income assets
    • This includes Treasury bonds, UK Gilts, Corporate bonds. Basically a IOU from the government/company that you lend money to for a set time-frame and they agree you to pay you back a set percentage of interest. The complexity comes from the IOU having a value that can rise or fall with the markets.
    • Risk/Return is higher than cash but less than equities.
  • Equities
    • Owning a business or a slice of the business in the form of stocks/shares and getting a return from dividends. Nothing beats owning a business and it generating a return itself.
    • Key thing is the value of the business/stock/share is only as valuable as the next buyer is willing to pay for. Hence market sentiments and how well the business is run plays into this.
    • It is risky to own just one business but the idea is owning hundreds of companies through a tracker fund would diversify the risk of a few companies not performing as well.
  • Property
    • I call it the ‘Romantic asset’
    • People have this romantic idea that house prices never fall and always rise and will continue to rise and is the best to own as an asset. However the same has been the case for Equities. All asset prices tend to rise with inflation!
    • The disadvantage of property is that it is extremely illiquid and requires some effort in manging the property. 
    • If you are owning to stay in, it doesn’t even count as an asset as it does not provide a source of income. 
    • I would consider investing in it as a diversifer in my portfolio though through Real Estate Investment Trusts as it behaves differently to equities though the market cycles.
  • Commodities
    • The bad boy asset: Steel, Copper, Gold, Oil…
    • The most volatile asset out there! Just reading about Oil price drop over the past year, I get the sinking feeling of one that owns the oil companies. Same for minerals and rare materials, steel price drop affecting the Australia/UK markets.
    • Might be useful at some point but at the size of my investment, it would be a long while before I look at this asset class more closely.
    • Buffet hates these. They don’t produce anything.

Key message is to Diversify Diversify Diversify. Have your finger in every pie (that is worthwhile having your finger in). Don’t put your eggs in one basket. etc etc etc.

Well you get the message.

And hopefully I shall own my own Barbershop one day!

–Fireplanter